Retarded Flying Lion (Margaritaville Parody)

The Retarded Flying Lion (Winged Guardian) tells his story to the tune of Jimmy Buffet’s Margaritaville, complete with a chicken chorus. Download the song today on iTunes or search “Myndflame” or “Raiders and Crusaders” in your regional softare. For more information about the album Raiders and Crusaders, see this blog.

Lyrics: [Verse 1] I am the Lion King.
Check out my huge wings.
And just for a few bucks you can fly around on me.

Imagine all your friends,
Telling you it’s for the win.
Where else can you get a lion’s head on a gryphon’s body?

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[Chorus] I’m just a Retarded Lion Mount.
Won’t you buy me on the Blizzard Store?
It’s a real shame, but it’s you that to blame,
If they take me out of the game,
Because flying Lions are lame.

[Verse 2] So maybe my head’s big,
Too big for my body.
But I got the wings of an angel, it’ll make you cry.
Look at all those heads turn.
Way cooler than a wyvern.
It’s too bad you can’t earn this mount as a guild reward.

[Chorus] I’m just a Retarded Lion Mount.
Won’t you buy me from the Blizzard Store?
It’s a real shame, but you’ll probably buy it anyway!
Aren’t you tired of farming drakes?
Flying Lions is cake.

[Chicken Solo] [Verse 3] Japan is in shambles,
A radiation battle.
If you buy me now it goes to a good cause.
No wait that’s a rumor.
I’m gonna get a tumor.
Why don’t you just buy me now and imagine you’re helping in some way!

[Chorus] I’m just a Retarded Lion Mount.
Won’t you buy me from the Blizzard Store?
It’s a real shame, but it’s you that’s too blame.
If Japan goes down in flames,
Cause flying lions are lame.

It’s a real shame, but it’s you that’s too blame.
If they take me out of the game,
Cause Flying lions are lame.